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I play the trumpet,baritone, and marimba call me Tes
Sep 16 '15
Jun 23 '15

geo-mancy:

namastaywoke:

worldsbestgrandpa:

whiscash:

ME HAHSJCIVIJFNDJSUSJICICKFJENE

Wtf is this

jaded sjsjsjw please

@ Becky’s birthday party like

Jun 23 '15
hentai-ass:
“Why is he cutting his food with the Legendary Blade Frostmourne host to the soul of Ner'Zhul the revered Orc Shaman who was imprisoned by Kil’Jaeden
”

hentai-ass:

Why is he cutting his food with the Legendary Blade Frostmourne host to the soul of Ner'Zhul the revered Orc Shaman who was imprisoned by Kil’Jaeden 

Jun 23 '15

My favorite games to play while driving:

hip-hip-poohray:

  • Why Do We Keep Breaking For No Reason On The Highway
  • I’m Going Above The Speed Limit Why Are You Riding My Ass 
  • Use Your Fucking Blinker
  • Pull Over And Get Your Shit Together If You Don’t Know Where You’re Going
  • Bitch Turn If You’re Going to Turn
  • I’m In The Far Right Lane Why Are You Still On My Ass Just Fucking Pass Me
  • Inching Closer Every Second Isn’t Gonna Make The Light Change Any Quicker
  • Wtf Was That
  • Really? You KNOW I’m The One With The Right Of Way
Jun 23 '15
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Jun 3 '15

jhunnyplaysdamello:

Hoooooly fuck

May 27 '15
My phones at 1% and keeps dying even though it’s plugged up #tessgetsdrunk

My phones at 1% and keeps dying even though it’s plugged up #tessgetsdrunk

May 24 '15
We waked n baked

We waked n baked

May 22 '15

(Source: g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r)

May 22 '15
metrobussy:
“whismical:
“ you stopped scrolling.
”
every FUCKING TIME
”

metrobussy:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

every FUCKING TIME

May 22 '15

gotitforcheap:

Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.

Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends. 

May 22 '15